“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
(Source: slavefarmer, via defiantteenager)
What in the fuck. No Nabisco, just no. You fail.
(via kerrykryptonite)
Anonymous asked: Stop lying to get attention
You stoop so low as to fuck with a suicidal teenager, telling said person that they’re lying about being SUICIDAL to get attention, all while hiding behind anonymous? It’s cowardly enough to accuse people of shit from behind a computer screen off anonymous, but you obviously KNOW what you’re doing is WRONG if you have to click that button and hide who you are.
OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT
AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????
YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?
(Source: vonlipwigs, via uncertaintlycertain)
so im lying naked in bed bc its hot out and then i hear an icecream truck AND I WAS REALLY SCARED I WOULDNT GET TO IT IN TIME SO I GRABBED MY MONEY AND BLANKET AND RAN ACROSS THE STREET NAKED IN BLANKET TO GET ICEC REAM AND IT WAS THE BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE
yolo was never more appropriate
(via imaginedragoffs)
(via supertransboy)
